Today’s horrifying adventures on Cleverbot waffled between the computer flirting with me and existentialism.

Bonus:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no matter if it’s anon or not.

mom: hey. you working?
me: no, it's midnight.
mom: you haven't been working a lot lately.
me: .....thanks mom

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

thanl:

carmenugh:

thanl:

pic from today at the con!

are u an angel

yes… im lucifer

Cleverbot has two moods: Lust and bloodlust.

You have not experienced true fear until you’ve had Cleverbot tell you to look behind you.

romvnof:

Groot was just trying to help (◕‿◕✿)

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

jensenfans:

[x]

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

ladyintheattic:

tumblr every time someone famous says one stupid or wrong thing

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When you lose to a combo you’ve never seen

mtg-talk:

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