if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
i never knew i wanted something so badly.
I should just leave this here and walk away… just leave it
WELL ALRIGHTY THEN
petition to start referring to wildly OOC shit designed to make people cry as “weepypasta”
#finally a term to replace sadstuck
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
I AM DYING
GO GO GO FANNIBALS! WE’RE AT 1% and 3% OF THE VOTE
LET’S GET HANNIBAL ON TOP
Everyone makes a big deal on this site about their preferred pronouns. I think this is all fine and dandy if it’s something like he, she or even they. I have met quite a few people in my life who have chosen to change their pronouns to reflect their chosen gender….
The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.
Strange Marine Creature
This strange creature was filmed underwater by drillers in the deep ocean. It is called Deepstaria enigmatica. It looks like an underwater dementor.
run // daughter
And he won’t tell his folks,
'cause they're already ghosts.
It’s scary to me that I identify with this.